Once upon a time I had an Instagram titled lemonadefoodie. Please don’t ask me why I thought anyone would honestly give a shit about a 22 year old poorly cooking basic meals in their Moms kitchen but I did. I had no clue how to advertise or get my page out (still dont) and I had a habit of over compensating. (Still do.) Half the reason most people follow food blogs/instagrams or whatever else is because of how the food looks. Or they’re high, either way.
Now with that being said, not everything I posted looked like a basic meal. To this day I’m still proud of my stuffed mushrooms and spinach salad, mostly for the plating.
(The dressing on the stuffed mushrooms? Yeah, that’s italian. Straight from a packet I borrowed from a local gas station.)
Classy. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. Besides, I was the one that ate it.
I didn’t only just toss together a salad and continuously moan “ew” while carefully trying to de-stem mushrooms. Oh no. I baked too.
Hell yeah for spending $30+ at Walmart on cupcake supplies because..
I wanna be a cupcake maker!
Then giving up completely after frosting and decorating the 4th one. #goals.
Sad part of that is, I made 2 dozen cupcakes.
Oh, but that’s not all. You want breakfast? I got you.
Blueberry pancakes (from a box) for everyone! Or you could just have the fruit. That’s actually real. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the corner of my finger on the left.
If anyone needs a professional photographer, I’m your girl. I’ll just need awhile to find someone to borrow a camera from.
Wait! I know, you’re looking for a “tutorial.”
Gotcha covered there too.
Now I can’t be the only person that craves Tuna Salad.
I am? Oh.
Well to be honest that Tuna Salad was actually perfection. I would really suggest trying it.
Lastly, just so I can really showcase my skills and impress every one….
Yes, that really is just Peanut butter toast with 5 slices of banana on it.
Hopefully this post explains why you don’t see me busting my ass on the Food Network.
And that, my friends, is how you roast a nut.